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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance,
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention
6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as:
NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Also, Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House Cleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to
fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed: Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE ,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment
Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.EXE and try
to download Tears 6.2 (and do not forget to install the Guilt
3.0 update). If that application works as designed , Husband
1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry
2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above applications
can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a
very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring
Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install
Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that
will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 programs - these are unsupported applications
and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve
memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
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