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One for the girls... |
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Now I lay me down to sleep |
I pray the Lord my shape to keep. |
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags |
And please lift my butt before it sags. |
Please no age spots, Please no gray |
And as for my belly, Please take it away. |
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young, |
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done. |
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Five tips for a woman:
- It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
- It is important that a man makes you laugh.
- It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
- It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
- It is important that these four men don't know each other.
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| One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.' |
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